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␈↓α␈↓ ∧¬7th Annual Spring Olympic Orgy
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WHO'S INVITED:  Friends of the A. I. Lab.
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HOW MUCH:  It's free.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING:  There will be soft drinks, beer, wine, and munches.
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		   You can enter various events or lie in the grass.
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		   Bring something to barbecue late in the afternoon
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		   (there will be grills and a bonfire available).
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WHERE:  Around the Lab.
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WHEN:  Sunday, April 29 (first day of daylight saving), weather permitting,
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       from 1 PM on.
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RUNNING:    1.  One lap around the Lab (about 600 yards).
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            2.  10 laps (3.8 miles).
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	    3.  100 yard four-legged race (3 people concatenated).
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BICYCLING:  4.  100 yards -- slowest person wins (no track bikes).
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	    5.  Fastest at 30 laps (11.5 miles).
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SWIMMING:   6.  Women's 100 yards.
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            7.  Open 3/4 mile (swim fins may be used).
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RUN/SWIM:   8.  Steeplechase around and through Felt Lake (about 1.5 miles).
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BOATING:    9.  Handicap sailboat race [B.Y.O.B.].
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            10. Canoe/Kayak race (1.5 mile).
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KITES:      11. Most elegant design (must fly).
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            12. Highest flyer.
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TREASURE
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    HUNT:   13. Winner take all!
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FRISBEE:    14. Two-person precision throwing contest.
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VOLLEYBALL: 15. Tournament for as many teams as show up.
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WRIST
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 WRESTLING: 16. Tournament for each 20-pound weight class.
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CREW RACE:  17. [Only if the beer lasts] 10-person teams sequentially drink
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                12 ounces each of beer (or root beer).  Shortest total time wins.
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